Sticker Bliss


Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: For the greater good. Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Arnold Swartzenegger: I missed one? Charles Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads. Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death. James T Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before. Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. The Bible: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing. Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told! Joseph Stalin: I don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelet. Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.